This one is from my little sister. She wants a disclaimer though: she actually isn't on e- harmony. Personally, I don't see anything wrong with it. I guess she wants a man that she is set up with by a person. Maybe a person like you. Does anyone know anyone?
Parody of Brad Paisley's Online (sorry, the link is not working and I have tried like a million times. Cute video on You Tube.)
I teach down in South America
And I ride an old bike to school
I still live all by myself
I'm 5 foot 10 and not in shape
I'm a skeptic romantic
mildly anemic
And I've never been to a high school prom
But there's whole 'nother me
That you need to see
Go checkout Facebook.com
'Cause online I'm livin' in the Windy City?
I'm 5 foot 11 and I look really pretty
I drive a sports car
I'm a basketball star
And I love a good cup of coffee
It turns boys heads that I'm bilingual
I tell them that I understand all the lingo
'Cause even on a slow day
I could have as many as two
Languages going at one time
I'm so much cooler online
So much cooler online
When I get home I water my flowers
and pour myself an iced tea
And I head over to my laptop on the table
And fire up my PC
In real life the only time I've ever dreaded going to Chi -Town
Is when I got the chance to drive the family van
To get my visa from the Embassy
Online I live in Nashville, Tennessee
I perform at the Opry with Brad Paisley
I'm single and I'm richAnd I've got a set of vocal cords that would sell platinum records
It turns boys heads that I'm bilingual
I tell them that I understand all the lingo
'Cause even on a slow day
I could have as many as two Languages going at one time
I'm so much cooler online
So much cooler online
When you live where I do
It's hard to get a date
Let alone a real boyfriend
But E-Harmony helps me find a mate
Every time I login
Online
I'm livin' in the Windy City
I'm 5 foot 11 and I look really pretty
'Cause even on a slow day
I could have as many as two Languages going at one time
I'm so much cooler online
Yeah, I'm cooler online
I'm so much cooler online
Yeah, I'm cooler online
Yeah, I'm cooler online
Yeah, I'll see ya online
3 comments:
I can imagine that would make dating more difficult:( Cute parody.....and I'll definitely keep my eyes peeled for potentials:)
Wow, another smarty pants. Great parody sister!
Karla,
Nice job with the parody!
Julie (and others), I found this link to the video, so I could follow along with the lyrics:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7GcVnhNjWV0
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