I told the Bible Stories for VBS this year. I dressed in character. The first day was Moses. After VBS I asked Deacon if he had fun. He said, "yes, but we didn't have a Bible story."
I said, "sure you did. I told it. Remember, it was about Moses!"
"No, mom, that was your story."
"Dekes, mom was pretending to be Moses. That was a story from the Bible."
"But you said the story happened to you."
"Yes, but I said I was pretending to be Moses."
"Your story sure is a lot like the story of Moses."
I am not sure if we ever completely got it cleared up... he still thinks Grandma Pam placed me in a basket boat in the nile river...