Monday, August 31, 2009

Controversial Monday - TMZ Exclusive

Should the 1st Amendment grant rights to paparrazzi photogs who stalk celebrities just waiting to steal a shot from a private life for public consumption? And what of the American public that laps up such "news" of famous and infamous stars at the dog bowl of Entertainment Tonight and TMZ?



Such shameless exploitation! Can we get a break?





Julie, star blogger and founder of Controversial Mondays, is seen getting ready to leave a posh night spot and turn in early. What is that, an ice cream bar? She'd better be doing some Jillian Michaels to keep ahead of those calories if she want to keep that killer bod.







Earlier in the day, Julie took a break to pal around with her younsters Deacon (5) and Lincoln (2). Julie prefers to lounge by pools in August, but despite unseasonably cool August weather, they seemed to be enjoying the day.








Is Julie sporting a baby bump? Looks like Julie and her deck planer husband Noah have been getting busy after the sun sets on the decking projects! Stay tuned to TMZ for updates as we monitor this and other important situations.






-NB




12 comments:

stpaulgirlie said...

ROTFLMAO.... Julie you are too funny! Where are some of you at your "job" with our fun clientele?

K! said...

did you happen to see the woman in Florida who chased the paparazzi off with a garden hoe? Very effective, in the event that your cameraman gets too personal...haha.

Paparazzi said...

K!, those weren't paparazzi in FL, they were bonafide reporters! (Who might have been insensitive, but were investigating).

Rachel said...

Seriously? I've wondered when your next model might be hitting the showroom floor! Cute post - though I have no idea what TMZ is>

Matt said...

BWAHAHAHA!!!! Noah, that's hilarious! I love your MS Paint skills - particularly on the 'baby bump' shot (you included an ellipse, text, *and* an arrow - you should talk to Dave about getting a graphic design job) :-)
All-in-all, very amusing.

Thanks Matt said...

I also took a tag off of the back of Julie's dress in the first shot.

ImageJ. It's free baby, and it can do a whole lot more than draw ellipses (mostly analysis).

gma pam said...

I love it.

Lesley said...

This is probably the funniest thing I have read in awhile. LOL...thanks for the good laugh!

Elise said...

Haven't laughed that hard in a while. Loved this post!

Anonymous said...

Creative way to share news with your 'outer' circle!

Heidi B

Karla said...

#4!!! Good job Noah with the pictures(: Glad the news is out(:

LS said...

I tried commenting here a while back but it must not have worked. Love this post! Congrats on the new baby! When are ya due?