Country Man

The song, "Country Man" by Luke Bryan has the word "quick" in it. That song is the subject of the newly added poll. The internet has let me down. I wanted to post a good link to the song, but this is currently the best I can find :
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S5IUACG_FME
Please vote on my poll as many times as you want.

On a side note, I read a blog- http://thepioneerwoman.com/ faithfully. Now, this woman lives on a ranch. My poor husband has been hearing lots of ranch related stories and trivia and he really wants a ranch and a horse. Or even just a big dog and an acre. But he is in optics. And he lives in the suburbs. And he is a geek. So this parody is here to make him feel better and is no way a slam to country folks. Or to people with garage door openers. So to the man who refuses to be defined by what he does or where he lives- enjoy! (you should listen to Country Man first so the catchy tune will be playing through your mind as you read my lyrics)

Optics Man

I need a man who is well read

To come and warm me up in my sleep-number bed

You keep me amused with all your charm

You can't get that kind of culture down there on a farm

Hey you're an optics man a rancher can't do the things you can

You can make your own lasers and you're Pi's biggest fan

Hey baby you're an optics man

You've got a grill with a propane tank

The neighbors all can smell your amazing steaks

Your closets are loaded with physics tees

No matter what we're doing, you aim to please

Hey you're a suburb man, a farmer can't do the things you can

You can park your small diesel right next to my van

Hey baby you're a suburb man

I like the liberal college educated physics type

and remain clearly skeptical of all the rancher hype

Hey you're a geeky man you can school me in Settlers and take all my land

I had to move quick, you were in high demand

Hey baby you're a geeky man

Hey you're a suburbs man you didn't have to search far to find a hot girlfriend

I love to come and join you where our street dead ends

Hey baby you're an optics man

Hey baby you're a geeky man